Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
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Comments (117)
justanotherhuman 21
My favorite kind of post. For all we know, it could be true love- but the OP could be the type to discover, despite this true love, that his pissing in his sleep is *exactly* where to draw the line. I love it! Okay, true love might be a stretch. Enough love to justify *moving in* together however, says it all. And then getting on the internet to share something likely revealed to you in utter shame, and under the pretense of complete privacy... is worth a sheer win award, as nothing on the internet is remotely private. And by sheer win I mean "Turns out I'm a superficial bitch!" award. Here's to hoping at some point, someone you genuinely feel affection for, reveals having a urine fetish. Howard Hughes style. Good luck with life, trite hack.
Cinderhella 0
He should have been honest. But this is usually a simple surgery to have corrected. Hit him with a shovel and drag him to a urologist. If it can't be cured - I can hook you up with some Union-Alls.
clahdupe 0
dear op, you'll get over it
tommymendo 0
Yikes it could also be that he has urinary problems or potential prostate cancer idk I may be wrong and he's just a weenie lol
Eviktion 0
someones a urophilee.
jms11214 0
Deuteronomy 6:32 says 32 But whoso committeth adultery with a woman lacketh understanding: he that doeth it destroyeth his own soul.
Postalpig 0
just support him if you love him and if you don't tell him to GTFO
nica3269 0
its ok trust me mines 24 he did when we first got together you jus have to treat him like a kid and make sure he goes to the bathroom and stuff before bed lol....this is only if u really love him and u can put up with it lol
hardcoregamer911 0
I hope ur optimistic about golden showers
wednesdeyy 5
Cute