Wet dreamer
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Marc
Tsuen Wan, Hong Kong
Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Embarassed
Canada
Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML
mmvv
United States
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
hoody
United States
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Anonymous
Sweet release
Today, I sneezed and shit myself in bed. It was the first time I'd ever slept at my girlfriend's house, and probably the last as well. FML
:(
Algeria
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Anonymous
Spooky
Today, I went to visit an ex-boyfriend in New York and slept at his place. In the night, while he was asleep, I had to pee really bad so I went to their one bathroom and found his mom passed out asleep on the toilet, leading me to pee my pants. FML
laundry day again...
United States
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
You marked your territory! Savage! Now, no other girl will jump in your man’s bed!
manb91uk 22
I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?
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Comments (11)
ahabsfan 17
So you're what, like 12 years old?
manb91uk 22
I’m guessing you can’t pass this off as the OTHER kind of wet dream?
Leeono 26
Are you serious or taking the piss? Was he pissed off? Did he say urine trouble?
Lobby_Bee 18
Bladder problems are no joke, they can dampen the mood.
RichardPencil 32
You marked your territory! Savage! Now, no other girl will jump in your man’s bed!
Dave_Davington 34
It could be worse. At least you didn't shit the bed. Or turn his sheets into the Japanese flag.
Doubledimp 23
Aww looks like you got a WEE bit too excited. It’s alright OP!
worldclassrager 41
Nervousness or being in a new environment can kind of trigger things like that...issue is why?
James Thompson 8
Had you been drinking? Or do you think it was some sort of weird anxiety symptom or reaction? Most important, how’d he react? If he chuckled and blew it off, he may be worth keeping around for a while.
simcityguy09 19
Only a decade? Ew.