Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
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Comments (117)
Lisa89 3
Well if you love him then, you'll find a way to work it out. Go see a doctor, get advice.. do whatever to help your boyfriend. :)
eddles 0
some people have tht problem, no need to bLame them for it! everyone has dif. probs in life anyway
perdix 31
You're in a bad position, You're in a bad relationship. Urine trouble. If you found out "the hard way," the fluid he wet the bed with wasn't pee. Have a nice day.
aakash_ds 0
They sell pills for bladder control. Or just tell him to not drink any liquid two hours before sleeping.
AntiChrist7 0
You wanna move in and you didn't knew that. How long do you know him actually? Within 2 months you're seperated I guess. 200% YDI
mmvv 0
I've been with him just under 2 years and as I said in my original post it's only occasional. I stay over at his only 1 or 2 nights a week, if that. It's just too much background information to add into an FML.
cambarden 0
I am a terrible wetter. When it comes to night time wetting, I wet like an infant. My girlfriend was really supportive and actually the relationship grew that much more personal when she first put me in diapers. My advice, go buy Prevail Adult diapers (or something similar, but NOT DEPENDS!!!), a plastic sheet to cover the mattress, some baby wipes and some A+D diaper rash cream (the one with Zinc Oxide). Shouldn't be more than twenty dollars. When you get home, sit him down and talk to him about it. Make sure you've diapered him before bed and that the mattress cover is on. Trust me, if you diaper him, rather than he do it himself, you get WAY less leaks. Waking up in wet diapers is WAY better than more laundry and a reactive/embarrassed boyfriend. I think the thing that got me past all the embarrassment is the fact that my g/f said she didn't care, and that she loved me no matter what... and she thought the diaper made my ass look sexy. :P Best of luck and feel free to ask me questions... I've got a LOT of experience in this area. -Cam
murderofcrows 0
My boyfriend is a diabetic, genetic not from being a fat ass. They wet the bed sometimes, never in the three years I've known him has he though. You need to be supportive, there is probably an underlying medical condition. Def not fyl, fhl, and if you're gonna turn the pity party on yourself then you need to do him a favor and break it off. He deserves someone who isn't going to make something so personal and embarrassing about themselves.
ilyfml4ev 0
aww that's cute. harom poor thing
jtorres815 0
honestly, it happens to more people then you think, its pretty common and usually you grow out of it. feel free to see a doctor but deff be supportive
cambarden 0
95% of the time, bedwetting is incurable. Doctors will give you scripts like DDAVP or something and it will give you side effects, like it did for me. I would get really whiney in the morning... it sucked.