Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, who has frequent night terrors, also sleepwalks. And apparently sleep-pisses on the bathroom rug. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend standing at the end of the bed staring at a large wet spot. Boy do I know how to pick 'em! FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
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Top comments
Sdras 0
FYL but even more FHL. Be supportive and go see a doctor together. I bet there's something that can help him.
wombats_fml 9
Oh well. Just be supportive.
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Comments (117)
MissLizWolf 8
if you really love him, don't worry about it, et him some nappys...
ilovenoah 0
wetting the bed past the age of 5 = serial killer...google it.
Dilwann 27
Obviously fake... googling wouldn't make a difference. I wet the bed until I was 12 and, like OP's man, still occasionally do that. Haven't killed anybody (yet) and haven't had the urge to either.
jkeneda 4
tell him to do some kegal exercises. your kegal muscle is the one you squeeze when you have to pee really bad. couldnt hurt...
vindicated21 12
Uhh, he could've warned you, ya think?
yesicafuentes 0
tell him to go see a doc there is a cure for that
Dilwann 27
There is not (necessarily). I have the same problem - a few times a year I get toilet dreams again. It just happens, and you're never prepared. You could drink less before sleeping, but I often wake up from it anyway. Just be supportive. I'm just if you're okay with it, he'll be okay with changing the sheets.
nicnpeachy 11
At least you know what to get him for Christmas...some "Depends"!!!
sammyjo06 14
If he wets the bed because he's lazy and/or a drunkard, FYL. If he has some medical condition that causes him to occasionally wet the bed, FHL for having an embarrassing problem and a girlfriend that won't support him. Really, there are much worse things to happen after moving in with someone. Why are you so hung up on this? There are pads you can put under the sheets on his side of the bed so that he does not ruin the mattress. If it happens, he can toss the sheets in the washer. There are medications and exercises that can aid him in control of his bladder, depending on what the problem is.
jo0owe 9
whats the matter? hes your boyfriend, get over it and support it, what are you going to do with kids... pathetic...
Bossmaster_D 2
Tell him to pee before he goes to bed
Amant97 14
Does he harm animals and set small fires, too? If so, beware.