MysticSoup
Carthage, United States
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Hello Nurse
El Macero, United States
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
New Ulm, United States
Been there, done that
Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
wowthanks
Baldwin Park, United States
Out of place
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
The Doc
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML
hahatofunny
Pensacola, United States
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Anonymous
Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
foreveralone
Torbay, New Zealand
Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
Anonymous
This is going to hurt
Today, a nice doctor in his 40s asked me on a date and, despite the age difference, I was thinking about it… until my mom recognised him. He was the trainee doctor who helped me be born 22 years ago. FML
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thelittlem 15
professional boundaries. research it.
RichardPencil 32
Was he a psychiatrist? You sound crazy.
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RichardPencil 32
Was he a psychiatrist? You sound crazy.
jbuckets_404 39
RP, I think you're confusing the word "sound" ... with the word "is."
RichardPencil 32
“You is crazy” does have a nice ring to it.
jbuckets_404 39
As recommended by 4 out of 5 voices in my head....
jbuckets_404 39
No boundaries have we, OP??? Did you at least seduce the nurse so that she could report back on your lovemaking skills? Methinks it's definitely time for OP to switch over to a different physician ... which is the proper thing to do ... BEFORE you actually go hit on your now-current one! [Face Palm ... anddd we're clear!]
thelittlem 15
professional boundaries. research it.
Mungolikecandy 19
He acted as a professional. I would say FML if he had said yes as then he was not trustworthy as a doctor.
BurnInDemonFire 39
The Florence Nightingale effect doesn't work with male doctors. Also, it would be completely unprofessional of him to date a patient.
JLS 4
Not only unprofessional but he could lose his medical license. LW is an idiot
alycion 39
Why would you put anyone in that situation? That could mess with his career. Be prepared for your letter informing you that you were fired as a patient or moved to another doctor. Your dating life can not be so bad that you thought it was good to put someone in an ethical dilemma.
JLS 4
Yes he for sure will drop her as a patient. Also LW, fun fact, your insurance can drop you if your doctors report inappropriate behavior. Likely would take more than one incident but I’ve worked in healthcare and seen it happen
xxWTFxx1981 23
He had to send the nurse to cover his a$$ last thing he needs you saying is he propositioned you or file a sexual harassment suit it's the guys job for christ sake that has ethics boards it could cause him his job or worse his license. He isn't working a cash register at McD's...
JLS 4
You really cannot be dumb enough to think this was ok. He would lose his medical license. Your stupidity is on full display here.
ashleymcglamour 6
It’d be a major conflict of interest had he accepted. Professional boundaries are in place for a reason. If you’re old enough to know and understand this...YDI.
MrCT 22
What the **** is wrong with you?