Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
kroekdog 7
Life is no longer worth living...
Goldenchest 14
End it. End it now. No one deserves to live a baconless life.
zandalee 20
Damn! Bacon is one of the seven wonders of the world! Try the fake bacon. I think it's made out of chicken.
BunchieRules 31
Turkey bacon is pretty good too. But it can never amount to true bacon-y goodness. OP, doesn't that mean you're allergic to any type of pork, like other comments have stated?
Zangetsu67 5
I an so sorry for your loss :'(
chefkobel 0
Actually that pig is dead if this guy eats it or not . Welcome to the real world
DocBastard 40
Wow, all you people are over-reacting, telling OP to kill himself. How ridiculous can you get? Seriously, it's not like bacon is really that... Oh who the hell am I kidding? How can you even TRY to live like this? It isn't worth it! END IT ALL RIGHT NOW, YOU POOR, PATHETIC BASTARD! *sobs and runs away*
DracoSpirita 21
I love you Doc. Not in a stalker way though. Because that would just be creepy.
alphaskater09 9
If OP comes to your hospital with multiple stab wounds to his chest and he tells you why he tried to end it all, you better help him Finnish what he started. No need to make it look like an accident. People will understand.
bvq25 8
who doesnt love Doc? OP, this is the truest FML i've seen here yet, i could eat bacon forever
kaymi 17
I just read an article about a restaurant that made a burger solely from bacon. And now you won't ever get the pleasure from drooling from the excitement of finally tasting it one day. I'm sorry for your loss.
awagh666 14
I think OP could eat that burger when he's just about to die. Till then hang tough OP.
JaysFanStu 3
Ummmm...Where might this burger from the Food **** Gods be located? I'm thinking a road trip is in order...
patrickalamo 48
That lil'piggy is going to the market. This just means I get double bacon for now on.
totallyepicchick 0
D:
zachherbert 10
40- Awww, who's a cute little doggy? You are! You are!