Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
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Today, I forgot my inhaler. I had an asthma attack and had to go to the ER. The doctors told me it wasn't an asthma attack. It was just a panic attack from worrying about whether I would get an asthma attack. FML
Today, I finally decided to try an alternative to peanut butter, since I found out I was allergic a while back. Two hours later I had to be sent home because the allegedly allergen-free SunButter caused my lips and throat to swell and patches of rashes to form all over my body. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I grabbed a box of my favorite granola bars, the only flavor the brand makes without nuts, which I'm severely allergic to. A visit to the ER after my throat closed up told me that I'd missed the notice on the shelf, warning that they're now making them with peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boy's Epipen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out, and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
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justfienne 12
Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!
thisismy83 0
sounds like you might need a bubble.
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thisismy83 0
sounds like you might need a bubble.
blankaex 0
1 - Use inhaler 2 - Use epi-pen
Zmeilerr 22
3. ???? 4. Profit.
gekkman34 0
SOUTH PARK!!!!
SACKERLAND 6
Ahaa...
max_wilder 9
it was a win-win
umidontrember 14
@#44 the inhaler won't have any effect then.
NehNehPwn 20
I am anaphylactic (deathly allergic) to peanuts, milk, and eggs. I also have asthma and I live perfectly fine not in a bubble, it just involved being cautious and reading everything.
three3_fml 2
That wasn't peanut butter
zukinihudini 0
hahahaha
cea99 0
lmao
Sw33ttp13 1
Ha!!
Jarl_the_Elite 27
Your picture makes it better!
x_Cupcakes 0
Why would there be peanut butter on it? YDI for not looking after your things and making sure that they are clean.
nikkibeez 0
someone was playing a prank maybe? a really mean prank.
SgtShadowCow 0
yeah that's how you kill someone that's messed up
samadams42 0
Damn right he should've checked to make sure it was all nifty during an azma attack.
underpaidEMT 2
sounds like job security to me...
ygdrassil 17
That's like stealing a disabled person's wheelchair.
DarksideDoll 31
Clearly someone is trying to kill the OP.
Amzddd 6
Uh, why exactly would your inhaler be placed anywhere near peanuts butter then? Most households with severe nut allergies dont even keep nuts in the house.
pollenta 0
I disagree, I'm allergic to nuts, wheat, lactose, milk protein, washing powder, and quite a few other things. we still have all these items in out house. my family are just smart enough to make sure I don't ingest/ come in contact with any of those items. even my 4yr old knows mummy can't eat nuttella or peanut butter and he even knows how to use my epi-pen.
taintedblue 3
16, you could post that as it's own FML!
Raddaya 3
Guys I think someone put it as a "prank" or something...more info please OP?
insanesna1l 0
I think someone wants op dead and will stop at nothing to make it happen!!
RedPillSucks 33
That's what I was thinking. Someone wants to keeeeeel yooouuuuuu!!!!!
CrazyDude19 3
Shut up I kill u!!!
Daschundman 17
Let's play a game...
sunnysurfchick 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why in the world would you put such a important item near something your allergic too? people like you and the one OP that drank nail polish remover make me really wonder if anyone uses the common sense God gave us. you all are a bunch of dumb asses!
zurisbloodyrose 0
lol god didn't give us anything.
Sw33ttp13 1
You are...stupid
michelleJ11 25
If OP was extremely allergic to peanut butter, I don't think he/she would have any around him/her. Obviously it wasn't OP that put the peanut butter on his/her inhaler ...
biohaza12d 3
Common sense is so rare these days that it should be classified as a super power.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I have that poster, too.
Raddaya 3
Indeed it should be; you are proof of that.
justfienne 12
Omugoodness you guys, don't you see?! SOMEONE else who knows of the peanut allergy spread it on OP's inhaler, so that they either get sick from the peanut butter or suffocate from an asthma attack. That's so sad that someone's ACTUALLY trying to kill you, that's no joke man. Watch yer back!
FYLSLOWLY 0
Yup, I agree with you. Watch your back OP!
CryMoreFMLs 15
TL;DFR.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I don't understand why people don't take care of the important things. I have three inhalers: for the house, purse, and car. They never get completely empty and they are not near any substances I'm allergic to. Even if someone else intentionally put peanut butter on your inhaler, YDI for not keeping better track of it. Enjoy your hospital trip and find out who wants you dead. It's so odd to have peanut butter in a house/flat/whatever when someone has a serious allergy.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Yes, because we all know that it's impossible to remove something from a drawer in a person's room or from off their night table and smear peanut butter on it while they are sleeping as part of some cruel joke. This could only be the result of the OP's negligence and them keeping the inhaler near something they were allergic to.
Sw33ttp13 1
#12 you as well lack intelligence fyl
Mirorbo 27
Who's the sick bastard who planted Peanut Butter on your inhaler? I've said it before and I'll say it again and again. I will never understand people who pull such harmful pranks. They're not even funny!!!
Socks91 16
I know right? One of the previous posts regarding common sense, this applies here too! One of my dumbass friends thought it would be funny to abuse my severe dairy allergy, by switching my soy milk (on purpose to see what would happen) with full cream dairy. Luckily I can tell the difference just by looking at it. I don't think people realise that they can be charged with assault and/or battery if they do this.