Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
ifpigsflew
New Zealand
Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
Snuffles
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
punkiebrew
Bacon lovers unite
Today, my oven door fell off when I was trying to take out the bacon I was cooking. Why? Nobody hates bacon. FML
fuckendog
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Virginia, Australia
The trap
Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML
reisz618
Big tasty
Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML
rawr_ily96
United States
Barf
Today, I was struck at home with a stomach virus. My dad, being an occasional insensitive smart-ass, decided to cook some bacon, sit right in front of the couch I was lying on, and eat the bacon. Last time I tried to eat bacon with a stomach virus... Not pretty. FML
Top comments
showtimen0w 0
This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.
mtc4ever 0
I'd eat that shit
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Comments (99)
showtimen0w 0
This is a good thing, not an FML. Everyone loves bacon.
hockeychic156 0
FMLs like this are the reason people don't read them much anymore!
repyourcliche 0
maybe bacon is a euphemism for spunk, you never know...
doomking10 0
How is this a FML?
mtc4ever 0
I'd eat that shit
prequel_fml 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
First hahaha
The_Disturbed 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You fail. Hard. Nobody cares whether your first or not. Please, do us all a favour and kill yourself.
patticake1601 0
no your not hahahaha.... ********
nazooer 11
#5, Obviously you DO care if they are first or not.
blland 0
note to self: bacon acts as boomerangs
Stumblebum30 5
write back when you have a REAL female. who let this one through people?
Calaura9 0
Hope it wasn't turkey bacon
why_me725 0
Was it hot when it hit you in the face? And all should be well after you eat it. Unless you are a vegetarian, then FYL indeed.
Starfire22 5
I agree, if it was just out of the frying pan bacon fly, but if it was cold or uncooked bacon, who cares?
fmlanomaly 0
basically. I'm a vegetarian n got smacked in the face with bacon b4. could of been a slice of ham. Careful of family members with meat in their hand- do not get them angry.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
"family members with meat in their hands"...hmm..
prequel_fml 2
lol okay... bye bye world...
Shizzlator 3
That's not an FML... That's a WTF
caligal14 0
Wtf times 10. I'd be pissed because I'm a vegetarian, but the OP did not specify anything that sort in the past so I think this is just stupid