Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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FUSRODAHSPREE 8
Im not allowed to have bacon at home but when I'm on trips or at restaurants I sneak it as much as I can do I get it 3-6 times a year
Needafarm 22
Just bacon or anything containing pig parts? If i were you i would make sure, because your toothpaste and anything with gelatin in it might have pig parts. Just an FYi
Fishfanatic 7
I'm fairly sure it's not actually possible to be allergic to meat. We evolved to eat it. I would suggest that what you are probably allergic to, is any curing or preservative agents used in typical supermarket and big brand/ imported bacon. If possible ( and if you are willing to try it despite the potential reaction ) see if you can buy some proper bacon direct from a farm. Not a store or supermarket. The real home killed home cured stuff. This will be likely to have very few or no horrid preservatives in it, and if you suffer lees of or no reaction to it, then you will know for certain that it's the additives in store bought bacon. A farmers market might be your best option for finding home reared meats.
thatgirl33 1
My friend is allergic to chicken. Plain chicken. So yes it is possible. However I do agree that it is probably one of the curing agents - we only eat uncured bacon and it tastes just as delicious!
DelphiCat 17
We evolved to eat anything, including vegetables, meat, beans, nuts, cereals. EVERYTHING. Doesn't stop nut allergies, wheat intolerance and dairy allergies being a large enough problem that 99% of foods state they contain them.
the_golden_one 6
Pork is not bad for you if prepared and cooked in the right way... bacon can be bad for you when doused in oil and sugar with that said if you dont cook bacon like that you are not doing it right. viva la bacon:) fyl op I am truely sorry.
tarrie33 2
I bet ur pissed huh lol
toby_leblanc 0
I feel so sorry for you. F your life.
nalbritton 1
my heart breaks for you!!
emilyhg 8
Well bacon IS unhealthy, so if ur tryin to lose weight, maybe it'll help?
P374RD3D 9
YDI, obviously you've done something to anger the gods.
darkenedone 27
"you deserved it (302)" NO ONE deserves this. Who are these heartless, insane, cruel 302 people?
fgwrxfiend 11
They're probably vegetarians.. *shudders