Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
perdix 31
Is it just the pork product, or does the allergy extend to Kevin as well? If you can't watch "Footloose" or "Flatliners," you might qualify to get a handicapped sticker for your car. Society would pity your misfortune that much.
legitkitty 11
I don't really like bacon... I know, I'm crazy! I don't like chocolate or eggs either. Bleh
awagh666 14
Are you a zombie legitkitty?
Senseless_487 29
Not everyone has to like bacon. I don't hate it, but it's definitely not my favorite.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Why'd everyone thumb you down? It's not like you were being a dick about not liking bacon >.> I mean, I don't like coffee. No big deal
zolziski 11
It's the insensitivity of it all, that's why they're getting thumbed down. Telling someone who'd allergic to bacon, but clearly wishes they weren't (for obvious reasons; bacon = DELICIOUS) that it's no big deal, because you don't like bacon is like telling someone with only one leg "It's OK, I don't even like running."
darcislove 18
but bacon rules the freaking world and i idc cuz i love it!
Mr_Que_Dijo23 5
Oh poor poor you! You won't be able to taste that sizzleness when it comes off the pan or hear the crunchy bites break in between your teeth!! Man I'm Makin myself hungry! Great now I'm craving bacon! D:
FMLshark 12
23: 7 is implying that Muslims save thousands of pigs' lives. I guess. No.
winfieldALJD 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Yay! Now you can be healthier!
cass85 8
Go **** yourself.
redmonkey224539 9
GET ******!!!
perdix 31
On the plus side, there are a few religions you could join where that would be a real advantage for you. Everyone will think you are so pious, but you are just avoiding a bad reaction.
sweetmama88 6
What about turkey bacon? Theres alot of different bacon out there that you can try! And if you seriously can't eat bacon , then try bacon bites for a salad and you can try it with different meals .
awagh666 14
No. Just no. Pig bacon is the ultimate food known to mankind. End of arguement.
ammarieh 4
Perhaps it is pork in general, but OP is mostly just distraught over never being able to eat meat candy again?
ammarieh 4
A life without bacon is no life at all. You might as well gorge yourself on bacon and call it a day.
afropuffjake 9
If he's allergic wouldn't that be more like calling it a life?
ammarieh 4
I'm so proud of you for understanding my point.
torbey 23
I hate bacon! and pork and ham and everything made out of pig haha. go on and hate, just my opinion :) although this is clearly a great obstacle in life for OP.