Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** the pig, I want bacon.
botdflove 4
Eat the bacon But keep an eppy pen near by
sirbrainiac 2
This fml was impossible to click on.
starwind3438 9
Epic Meal Time sucks. That is all.
FlameFist 7
It doesn't suck because it's a bad show. It sucks because they're making tons of delicious food right in front of your face AND YOU CAN'T TASTE ANY!! RAWR!!!
ArielTheMermaid 17
Aw that truly is terrible. FYL
Cigar 11
Meh, pork is really unhealthy anyway. Try turkey bacon?
mrshutcherson123 3
That sucks ass. Try turkey bacon if ur not allergic to that. FYL. sorry:/
hollywoodt1ts 15
such a terrible day. and such a terrible thing to be allergic to. try turkey bacon. way better for you and it's actually pretty damn good
cass85 8
Are you for real? You have either never had real bacon or you have never had turkey bacon. The two are not even comparable. Turkey 'bacon' is fine but it's absolutely nothing like real bacon. It's a ******* sad substitute.
linkinpark98 24
W-What? Oh my Lord, you poor soul! I feel your sadness from here. :( I couldn't imagine a life without bacon... THE HORROR!!