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Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML
Today, I found out that my intense acne is actually an allergic reaction to the "deep clean" product I've been using to reduce it. I've been using this product for the past ten years. Ten years of suffering through "acne" could have been easily avoided. FML
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Today, I finally saw a dermatologist due to my unusually severe acne. Now I know I actually have a rare disorder that makes me allergic to my own acne. FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
Today, I discovered that of the three medicines I now have to take, all three of them have acne as a side effect. When acne is a side effect, I am 100% guaranteed to get it. FML
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Top comments
Rodville 28
That’s suppose to be common sense.
RichardPencil 32
Aim to get the bacon into your mouth. Slathering it on your face might make your dog happy, but it's murder on your complexion.
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Comments (5)
Rodville 28
That’s suppose to be common sense.
RichardPencil 32
Aim to get the bacon into your mouth. Slathering it on your face might make your dog happy, but it's murder on your complexion.
Whisky or Bitter? 5
May just not be the bacon. Also it maybe the vegetable oils you cook it in.
Inkoseh 33
It's the fatty foods and the oils from cooking. Acne from unhealthy foods (should be universally) common knowledge, like Rodville deduced.
Regis Bent 12
You shouldn't be adding cooking oils to bacon, it's creates its on cooking grease.
bobsanction 18
How much bacon are you eating?!
Yudith 28
You're lucky to be able to pinpoint the cause of your acne to one food, or even to food. I know people who eat super healthy, clean their face twice a day, and still have acne. Heck, I know such people who have acne and wrinkles.