Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
AwsumShyGuy 12
Is it just pork bacon or is it bacon in general? Your soul just might be saved.
blinksmilewink 23
'mmm... bacon...'
stormchaser24 24
Try turkey bacon.
ReverendDC 2
Unpossible
jillybee101 7
LOL it's *IMpossible.
notepie 6
Man that really sucks
jas_del423 2
life is cruel to you! try turkey bacon!!
donut_gurl 8
bacon is bad for you anyway.
cass85 8
Doughnuts are also bad for you 'Donut girl'. Get off your high horse.
KiddNYC1O 22
Burn.
KiddNYC1O 22
Now I want bacon. Oscar Mayer bacon.
pinglol 5
I have heard of parents learning their toddlers cant eat hot dogs, sausage, or bacon or other "cured" meats because they're allergic to a curing agent. I've also heard of pork allergies. But I've never heard of a post-childhood bacon allergy development, in someone who has previously enjoyed bacon. seems like some BS to me. :)
Harry641 13
I feel for you op