Today, riding the bus home from my domestic violence group therapy, I saw a billboard with the face of my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I learned that there's a billboard-sized photo of me and my ex hanging in the airport advertising my college. Travelers from all over the world have now seen me smiling at graduation with the guy who cheated on me after 3 years together. FML
Today, I got the earlier bus to avoid my ex after a painful breakup. He had the same idea. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after months of helping my girlfriend accommodate into her new apartment to escape from her abusive mother, she thanked me by posting an Instagram story with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML
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anon9878 7
Not your problem anymore if he hit you. That poor girl doesn’t know what she is in for thou. Good luck and good job seeking help. You will find someone better
Crowned Sataness 12
you can't save them all. if you know about her she likely knows about you and chose to date him anyway.
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anon9878 7
Not your problem anymore if he hit you. That poor girl doesn’t know what she is in for thou. Good luck and good job seeking help. You will find someone better
Crowned Sataness 12
you can't save them all. if you know about her she likely knows about you and chose to date him anyway.