Today, while I was working in the liquor store, I was trying to impress my hot boss by lifting three cases of Grey goose. Turns out I can't, and I'll be working for the next two months of the rest of my summer paying it all back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while working as a cart attendant, I found one of my coworkers on a lawn chair sipping on a Bud Light in the parking lot, while we both were supposed to be working, leaving me to push carts by myself. My boss comes out to me catching my breath and tells me to work harder. FML
Today, I was at work, cleaning up a construction site. I picked up a beer can and accidentally spilled some of it on me. My boss came in to check on me and thought I was drunk. Instead of getting a raise, I was fired. FML
Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
Today, at the winery, my boss proudly made a spectacle of the new, high quality bottles. After over a year of employment without breaking a bottle, I shattered three before lunch. FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
Today, I got a badly-needed job at a local discount store. After being hired, I found out I'm to help with the soon-to-begin store closing sale, and I'll be jobless again after 3 months. FML
Today, a pretty co-worker invited me out for drinks after my shift. I have no money left until payday. Embarrassed, I had to decline and go home alone. FML
Today, I'm a cashier in a grocery store. The visiting regional manager tore me a new one for being lazy. His reason? After working a double shift with no break, I decided to sit down for a minute when things got slow. FML
Today, to get my coworker fired, I spiked his coffee with whiskey. Joke's on me, he's apparently enough of a drunk that it didn't affect him. Then I dropped the bottle as I was leaving for the day, cut up my ankle, and I'm now suspended. FML
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Top comments
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
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maupa 0
Way to go... Use your brain next time, not muscles ;)
Godless25 0
thats crap, what u should do is leave the shit job that makes u pay for breaks...anyone whos worked in a liquor store will tell you the company replaces those for FREE...ask the **** why you had to pay for them
Aelaena 6
..because lifting alcohol makes you seem cool
chyeahbro 0
lmao so since when is three cases of beer two months worth of wages
kltg 0
when those three cases of beer are in fact three cases of fancy vodka
agentx52 13
Grey Goose is like...$60? I think around there.
MrScholl 4
And there's around 6-8 bottles in a case
DaMirrorLink 0
dumbass she'd be more impressed if you worked smarter and did one case at a time again dumbass
redbluegreen 41
YDI Showing off gets you nowhere, and usually makes you look like an idiot.
gingermonster16 0
What made you think that would be impressive?
LostAndNotFound 0
get a better job that's not at a liquor store.
judgeymcjudge 0
If I could click YDI more than once, I totally would XD
ezebreeze 0
Wow! Lift some weights? Fyl! Ydi! Most of these are ydi , but get a better job.
chamber_fml 0
good for you!!! SHOW-OFF!
Glam_fml 0
Trying to impress a girl like that hardly ever works... We can usually tell what you are trying to do and then we secretly laugh at you. YDI
fuck_YOUR_lives 0
no you can't. so stop trying to act cool because you're really a stuck-up bitch who is probably a fat chick that even the most desperate guy wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole.
Silenthunter 0
Win
flea_of_death 23
I have a feeling you've tried to impress a girl and been laughed at and now you're bitter...XD
OhMinty 5
Win