Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
theanimepanda 4
not the bacon!!!!!!!!! oh, why, god!?!?!? why?!?!?
Emerald_86 0
What!!! You'll never be able to try a double chocolate bacon cake with bacon infused frosting topped with candied bacon... that is just so not right ...
zolziski 11
I live in Saudi Arabia and I have no access to (real) bacon for months at a time. We get pretty good beef "bacon" here and sometimes trukey "bacon" too. After a while of eating these substitutes you tend to forget what you're missing by not having real bacon. But when we go home on vacation... Bacon overload! (If there is such a thing). And then we're reminded all over again that there is no real substitute for bacon. I weep for you.
SovietBarney 8
Definitely the most morbid story that has been published on this website.
inventindascene 5
You are not American, I don't care what they say
THE_A_TEEN 28
OP is American, Dumbass.
inventindascene 5
Americans can't be allergic to bacon... Fact
KiddNYC1O 22
You can't be so sure of that, TEEN.
FlameFist 7
Actually, he can, because it says he's from California on the FML's location tag.
NG1634 8
You are probably allergic to ham too. My dad has the same but a certain type of bacon you can eat so you're in luck!
PoshLife_Cross 5
The greatest tragedy in the world. I am so sorry, op. I'm not trying to be a bad influence here, but it's bacon. There's no telling the trials I'd go through to fill myself with it's crispy goodness.
wyatt174 2
You poor soul! Life is no longer worth living for you.
Roguedork19 8
I'd eat Bacon anyways. It be totally worth getting violently sick over.
dudette123456789 0
omg i feel sooooo bad for u ..... how can someone live without bacon