Health: Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

Dammit 7 July 2012, 04:45 Long Beach, United States

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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Face 9 January 2010, 10:12 Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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Anonymous 28 February 2021, 21:30

Le Epic Bacon

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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sweatstreaks 16 September 2011, 09:38 United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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bacon lovers worst nightmare 26 September 2012, 06:57 San Diego, United States

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Fried. 14 May 2019, 16:00

Oh nose!

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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raybandy 24 January 2009, 00:22 United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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Anonymous 6 November 2022, 10:00 Cambridge, Canada

Heartbreaking

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML

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Anonymous 16 February 2011, 05:14 United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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Username 25 November 2011, 16:15 United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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Anonymous 9 June 2009, 17:07 United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

7 July 2012, 11:49

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

LuckyLynx7732 5

7 July 2012, 11:53

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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BaconBoy75 2

7 July 2012, 14:54

Words cannot express the extreme sorrow I feel for you. I'll make you a deal: next time you're craving bacon, let me know and I will eat some for you. That's how much I care.

brandy1 5

7 July 2012, 15:07

lol BaconBoy. Nice name. Perfect FML for you.

brandy1 5

7 July 2012, 15:04

OK. This is not a tragedy. Bacon is so overrated. Trust me. I gave up the stuff years ago. And your arteries will definitely thank you. Maybe your not allergic to Bacos, that imitation bacon in a jar.. lol.