Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
MyaaBayyBee 6
Try something else like nutella :)
whatsup215 0
There's no comparison to bacon ... Nuff said
iiDangerCloseBK 6
Bacon dipped in nutella!
Keychain_XIII 5
120, I must try this delicacy of which you speak of, and spread the word of it's otherwordly goodness and deliciousness Just not now, cause we don't have any bacon in our fridge
False_Stupidity 42
-164 No bacon in your fridge?.. that's a tragedy in and of itself. You should write an FML or something.
asmb100 27
Isn't it against the law or something to not have bacon in the fridge?
HyperBowser1 3
Dun Dun DUUUUUNNN!
Wheredidgrungego 12
End yourself.
KM96 24
Bacon is nice, but not so that you would die because you couldn't eat it :/
FMLshark 12
"Nice" is an extreme understatement, 28. Shun the nonbeliever. The word you are looking for is "godly".
SqueakyChipmunk 22
See? Even sharks like bacon.
irokyoursox 6
28, bacon is the meat product of the gods
Eliseopwns 22
God, next thing you know you're allergic to video games. My condolences.
FMLshark 12
"I'm allergic to video games. The pixels cause my tongue to swell up to the size of a watermelon, and I break out in 8-bit hives."
Eliseopwns 22
Oh god the horror.
talloctopus 7
Absolutely terrible!
theWINDOWmonster 3
That's worse than my friend who's allergic to beer.
cassi135t 1
There is no point to life without bacon..or tacos.
A7XCamaro 19
Without tacos, yes. Without bacon, well tacos are way better than bacon.
Lachiew 11
180-. STFU AND GTFO
Tezoma 28
If I were allergic to bacon, I think I'd still catch myself eating it.
onlychildFTW 34
What that have to do with anything 7?
shots1996 8
No bacon = no life
kelsey_M_Jones 5
Trust me OP you'll still live. Your still alive right? Hehehe