Today, I walked to school in - 5°C degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, school was out because of snow. My dad walked in my room and shouted "Why are you home?!" I told him why, and he replied, "Then get out the damn house and play in the snow." He tossed me out in nothing but my shorts. FML
Today, I'm a superintendent at a school, and it snowed today after school. The snow ended up freezing on the road, so I called school off for tomorrow. I sent calls home, cancelled all school events, and then realized that it's Friday. FML
Today, my dad woke me up at 6 told me to take a shower and drove me to school only to say "just kidding, happy snowday!" FML
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I got up and walked to college for my only class which started at 9 a.m. after a night of restless sleep. Our exam is two weeks away, so I thought it would be better to attend. Apparently, my teacher thought differently. FML
Today, we had our second snow day in a row, something that never happens. So while the rest of school got to sleep late, I had to wake up early, get dressed, and go to my bus stop because my mom didn't believe me. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, I got up at five, got dressed, and walked halfway to work in the snow. I then realized that it's Sunday. I also forgot my keys. FML
Today, I woke up to a quite frigid room, which wasn't out of the ordinary since my building's heat is broken. But I realized that the extra cold I was feeling was due to the snow piled up on my bed. It had snowed 20 inches last night. My mom had apparently opened my window. FML
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summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
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Comments (271)
Tequila_Hilton 3
dude that sucks!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Cool story brrrrro!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Woohooo it's 77 here!
Epilepsy_fml 0
I personally thought that his parents are ******* funny as ****. I don't think that sucks at all.
carlomanden 5
thats nothing! i walk to shcool every day in -10 degrees..
LightningLadyy 0
Suuuucks. I'm relaxing in 70 degree weather. Always count on having a warm Christmas in Texas.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
^ haha we got a foot of snow last Christmas in Texas... and it's anywhere from 74-82 right now (weather app sucks)
persianjr1 7
when they're asleep put ice in his underwear. then run out and in the morning say "i forgive you for making me walk in that weather, it takes a man to take the cold."
DropTheDaggerxx 31
27 here. I hate New England!
cyberhoy 3
OP is a wuss.
Haydenrw93 0
agreed, when it gets to below -20, THEN you can complain
Reyo 2
Saturday morning I got up at 6:30 to dig my two wheel drive car out of a foot and a half of snow, proceeded to drive said two wheel drive car to work and STILL made it on time. Max speed I could go without careening out of control into a ditch was 156-20 mph. No, it's not the same as your story, but god do I hate snow now... I think this is what manhood is like.
GoLincecum 3
it was -40 here in Alaska. pussy
tweetbaby14 18
25, I walked to school in -15 degree weather and a foot of snow and all the way back home. then fumbled with my keys for 10 mins; you're fine.
regine22joy 0
LOLOMG. try living in Canada. -5?! I walk to school at -25 everyday.
H8rSk8r 0
Wow, it's -40 in Fairbanks Alaska. God, I would love -5 degree weather.
WOGBRO 6
Would everyone stop saying how miserable there life's are cuz there not. Remember there are kids that don't have food In africa and in Russia when it is winter it gets to -45 degrees. So would everyone cut the crap.
Awesomehobo44 3
I can't believe this FML. Honestly, I live in Canada, and I'm in seventh grade. My school still runs when the temperature is -40C, and when there is waist deep snow. I don't complain. Man up.
Jaded_anna420 11
That is ******* sad. I give you major kudos. I am a complete pussy and I would probably die in -40 weather.
Enzi_fml 21
I must say I do like the Texas winter heat :) Though nothing beats a white Christmas!
wettcherry 0
Well u should have seen how funny they would have thought it was when u threw snow in their faces. u had 2 walk through it so y not?!? :)
summer_moon 0
Hahaha -5? wow you would not survive in Canada. It was -40°C a couple weeks ago
chippa 24
WTF, where do you live? O.O In Vancouver, the lowest it like ever ever gets is -10, so glad I live here.
TwoZeroOZ 2
Lol Chippa, you're on the coast - that's why its so warm there.
_streets_ 19
Edmonton gets that cold once in awhile. But it's usually like -20 to -35, around there.
generalasskicker 12
what's the windchill in chippa just wondering
TheBeastmaster 0
Tack 13 inches of snow on to that -40 degrees. Even though it doesnt often get THAT cold
redundancy 0
Manitoba is the same. we've already seen -35C and it's not even christmas. gotta love these Prairie winters.
beccusmaximus 0
I'm guessing OP meant Fahrenheit?
Kaatyy 0
nope we use Celsius in Ireland! (:
Astroman129 7
lol, -40F = -40C anyway. XD
xoxoallykinzxoxo 0
-40 is WAY TO COLD!!! I would die!!! I live in maryland :P I love warmth!!!:)
cerulean_rules 2
-29 Degrees with snow up to my thighs while I was wearing tights.
thatgingerkid 0
oooooh poor baby - 5 I hope your little fingers didn't freeze. man up
kerfuffle 2
agreed.
digibenho 0
Near Montreal we get to -40 but its rare... usually its more like -30 (celcius)
tedirvine 2
haha! sucks for you *******!! in Calgary we've been getting between 0 and -10 for about a month maybe longer!!! hahaha
Yekutiel 7
I live near Calgary and it's been colder than that... like a lot.
ohmygaaawsh29 0
103 LOL no it doesn't.
RunAwayAndCry 3
214 - it does
DaiCarmuhh 6
127 - Op is a girl... :P
Enzi_fml 21
Grande Prairie is ridiculous for snow, my grandparents used to live there and it would literally get up to my waist. I used to make two-level snow forts with the piles on either side of their driveway.
bazingabitches 17
Yeah, it's not fun walking to school in Winnipeg in -40c weather.
ShutTheFuCupcake 7
haha yeah the only reason i couldnt go to school was vecause the buses axels froze solid
BoundOnEarth 0
Yea, this really does suck on your part. You should have pissed on the couch for the lulz and payback.
inSayne 7
Wrong FML lol
Aoife_ckyou 0
-5? is that it? get over it.
perdix 31
All the way up to your ankles? GASP! Maybe if you walked to school on your hands that would be impressive, but otherwise, you should omit that detail.
birdofparadise 16
Thank you for pointing out the "ankles" part. Thats so stupid. This girl wouldn't survive in Michigan at all.
very_ugly_girl 0
True, I walked in snow deeper than that.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
Well OP's from Ireland, as am I. We're not used to that kind of weather here, we don't get snow very often in Ireland.
cerulean_rules 2
-5 Degrees? That's t-shirt weather in the Midwest. Snow up to your ankles happens in October. In December, it's up to your thighs.
gonaners16 4
wow, dude, let's exaggerate some more. In October? You're drunk.
dontgiveacrap 0
Not much of an exaggeration, a couple of years ago we had a 4 inch snowfall the week before Halloween. -5C is +23F, it's NOT that cold. I agree, OP needs to quit whining.
Cinn_fml 23
It sucks that your parents didn't tell you, but seriously, try foot deep snow and -10 (worse in other places I'm sure). Suppose it depends how long you had to walk though. But was it not on the radio or internet or something that you could find out as well, rather than having to depend on your parents telling you?
truthinlies 1
- 30 today in calgary so cinn let's see the troll in you
jellyybeans 5
lmao. I know right? people, you can't complain unless you've seen winter in Calgary. fun times.
TheDrifter 24
Lol but it's supposed to be right at freezing by Friday. Love the crazy Calgary weather.
truthinlies 1
I guess we are use to being snowmen lol
Cinn_fml 23
I'm not sure how telling me it's -30^C in Calgary will make me troll... I did say it'll be worse in other places. Seeing as other places have different climates to the UK and therefore expect worse winters than we do. All I can do is say that -15ish in York and that didn't seem to really stop much apart from the plumbing in various buildings.
Enzi_fml 21
Winter in Edmonton, more like. They don't have the Chinooks to melt all the snow away! As far as Alberta goes, Calgarians are pretty lucky. In my experience bouncing all over the province, I would say Grande Prairie is the worst.
Ryonix 0
ydi for having uncaring parents. ydi for not being prepared. ydi for walking to school. ydi for your parents being cheap
Bobissmall 13
Congratulations on your retard-ism!
iceingdeath4 0
oh no not -5 and snow up to your ankles!!! oh how that sucks to be you! I feel so sorry for you NOT. Stop bitching you pussy!
Stuffedup 0
Was it malone college? Cuz i know they sent texts out to parents whenever the school is closed.