Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
lsd_withdiamonds 7
How about ham? Pork chops? And, well, sounds like you either recently developed the allergy, ate bacon so rarely that you didn't know it made you sick, or were aware of this and you didn't care because its so damn good. Either way, though, I'm so sorry!
pandaRanda 0
Oooooooooo that hurts bro!!!!!!! FYL for the rest of your life bro
smartman136 8
An hero
huskerz20 4
Kill yourself
Iamme30069 5
What would i do in your situation? "puts gun in mouth"
rarinbug839 0
That sucks
fatman1970 25
You have my sympathies, OP.
thisismeFMLing 0
so?
DelphiCat 17
As you are in the US i suggest finding yourself some Morningstar vegetarian bacon rashers - i still dream about their fabulous taste (we can't get them in the UK anymore because of GM ingredients or something)
DUBSTEP_WUB_WUB 1
Bless your soul..... A life without bacon is like a life without dubstep