Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
simonepedretti 7
Whoever put YDI how is it their fault for finding out their allergic to bacon... Stupid.
YummiliciousLibb 4
oh also I like how comments against bacon have a shit load of negative votes. its not healthy for you. accept it. it the meat of a pig's stomach. and pigs don't sweat. think about that. gross.
84120 0
I don't think it's possible to be allergic to meat...?
kitsune3 20
Two things. One, you're an idiot for making a statement as if it's a question. Two, there are allergies for EVERYTHING. There are people who are allergic to sunlight. So of course it's possible.
Jorcar 8
Rub some bacon on it.
hpbeat11 0
Shit. You just made me feel so good about myself.
GlitterAngel 8
No cops bothering you then..
ChelsiiBabee 5
Life = Over.
EyeLoveChicken 0
:( this isnt even funny... My condolences
deransc 19
Even Bad Luck Brian would feel sorry for you :(
erynradley 1
Yeah sure ok then what happens when u eat or touch it then