Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
Swimmers_nation 4
OMG ????
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Hey I'm allergic to semen, and even though bacon is pretty orgasmic, it's never as good as sex. So you should be glad you're not like me, though I still mourn for you u.u
bekah1993 5
I just cried a little....I think this is the saddest FML I've ever read...
bekah1993 5
I also love how every single comment about bacon being horrible is thumbed down and hidden :)
zolziski 11
Anti-bacon comments are hate crimes.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's terrible. :( The only red meat I don't hate is bacon. It's so great that I can't give it up.
skullychicky 0
if I were allergic to it I'd still eat it anyways; I mean really who could resist bacon its delicious
march_17 0
Bacon is gross anyways.
ake072007 2
I'm so sorry for the lose you will be feeling every time you smell the intoxicating aroma of the crunchy-brown ambrosia that is bacon. It's times like this I ask myself " what's the world coming to?"
trucker67 10
No Bacon sundaes for you :( - I feel bad for you because seriously everything is better with bacon .
cupcake4eva 6
Tats so sad.. I feel bad for u.....