Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
maxman13524 13
Bacon doesn't taste good
StormyZero 11
Now you can never eat like EpicMealTime
RoxieAllen 10
THAT'S THE WORST THING EVER! You poor poor thing.
cmbar831 14
EXCERSIZE ex•er•size egs•ar•size egg are sides for bacon BACON
Bigrabbit195 7
You poor soul :(
i_heart_cookies 12
Noone deserves a punishment like that.
Bl0ndi3 6
Oh man that really sucks!
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
*sob* *cry* that's so sad D:
nbandofbrothers 10
God help your poor soul.
darcislove 18
wow.... there are no words.. just none..