Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
DeVaughnS 5
Oh Damn no not the thing that makes every other thing better.
doodlebop69 3
I am to but all pork it sooooo sucks!!!!!!!!!
MasterGamer591 13
I like to read fmls while pooping
ILoveThaneKrios 1
:O I...I'm not entirely sure what there is left to live for. I'm so sorry.
disbekable 7
Your not the only one.. But just look on the brighter side, it has some health benefits :) there's also bacon substitute, made from veggies but tastes like bacon GOOD STUFF!
sexygirl25 3
Consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. I use to love it but when I got older I needed heart by pass surgery. Today I'm a vegan and much healthier for it.
ghostmaya123 11
that terrible I wouldn't wish that upon the person I hate the most you definitely don't deserve it all the while I'm typing this I'm eating bacon sorry op :(
worldclassrager 41
hopefully Turkey Bacon...FYL
PegstarrrXD 4
:'( poor, poor you...
homiechas24 3
people become allergic to bacon. 2012 is beginning!