Today, I spent the morning in the ER with a broken arm. My little brother was in such a rush to get his presents first, that he violently shoved me out of the way on the stairs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to prank my brother with the butter floor prank after coming back from work. As a result, my brother stepped out of ER with an arm cast, stitches on his head and a neck collar. FML
Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time, and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML
Today, I'm in hospital because of my brother. He followed me and my boyfriend around a fair yesterday dressed as a gorilla, and whenever we showed some sort of affection towards one another, he rugby tackled me. The final tackle caused me to break my wrist. FML
Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
Today, my son broke his arm roughhousing with his brother on a bunk bed. While at the ER, he thought it would be funny to tell a different story to each doctor and nurse, forcing me to speak over him. They found this behavior "suspicious" and reported us to child services. FML
Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, to scare my little brother I dressed up as the killer from the Scream movies. The outfit was a little too long on me, and I ended up falling down the stairs. Not only was he doubled over laughing, but so were the people in the emergency room. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my eight-year-old son. He broke his arm after jumping out through the second story window. He was too impatient to walk to the ice cream van pulling up outside. FML
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Top comments
TerrorDollie 0
XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.
Imaginaryalbot 0
Merry christmas!
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Comments (82)
gorina 0
Sorry :c
fakeaccountX 6
Some guys just can't handle Christmas.
IndianForLife 0
YDI for not being an Indian.
mylifestinks101 0
haha so true
firedude266 5
lol i love christmas
TerrorDollie 0
XD how old? Materialistic kiddo.
Imaginaryalbot 0
Merry christmas!
Leeber 0
you are the apple of my eye. ;)
Hockaday 0
:( remember that next year when shopping for presents
randomchickkk 0
why weren't you as excited?
iJasper 8
Probably 17?
jwp0211 17
That means nothing
fruitycheerios 0
you deserve it. you should be stronger then him. :p
Bano360 25
Actually it's very easy to be pushed down the stairs asshole
SmallTownCutie 0
Actually it's called get a sense of humor asshole.
backdownbreh 0
#24 your the type of person that makes this world bad
SmallTownCutie 0
39- I'm going to sweetly and subtly mention that your 'your' should be a 'you're' before a rude grammar-nazi does. You're welcome and Merry Christmas!
xoxoallykinzxoxo 0
was that really nessisary (yes I did spell it wrong ON PURPOSE since it bugs u soo much) to say that to #39?? cuz u sound like a total bitch .
iVereor 0
Why can't you just leave it be. Spelling mistake so what.
Bano360 25
Smalltownbitchy . . . **** andd
Bano360 25
Smalltownbitchy . . . **** anddddd OFF!
SmallTownCutie 0
awww you guys are so sweet.
SmallTownCutie 0
aww you guys are so sweet. (:
Bano360 25
I try
pandasingermany 0
its not okay to EVER say nazi, its an offensive term so shut the hell up!
justbigbs 6
At least you don't have to pay the medical bills, and you know who not to lend money in your family!
sammy0002 0
The perfect way to spend your Christmas morning. Plus, u get sympathy from your parents. ;D
Brittneyyyy 7
Steal his presents and sell them.
Chanayaa 0
YeAh BuDdy!
Nate98 0
hope u like you're present
unidentified_sta 5
Ooh, a rare mix-up of you're/your. Normally people **** up in the opposite circumstances, Merry Christmas to you too.
TNB_xACiDiC 0
14 stfu Grammar Nazi
SynchronicityII 0
Yes, I hope he likes the fact that he is a present too...
thatgingerkid 0
i hope you like you are present. that's what you just said. clap clap clap