Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
FlameFist 7
A moment of silence for our fallen comrade. May we all mourn for his loss.
jamethy 9
Omg! I'm actually sooo sorry for you. That's like being told water is a lie
jmanh 6
NOT THA BACON!!!!!
kurtXD 0
You should die in 3...2...1
doctorwhoissexy 0
Poor u.....
DecembersShadow 2
FYL dude, that's harsh :(
princess4916 5
You poor, poor bastard...
miss_chriss 10
I'm sorry for your loss.
loserboii 11
That's as bad as being allergic to chocolate.
MatthewDmerrill 5
No one deserves this!