Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
Nuparu_Mercer 5
How the **** does that work?
brittwalker14 4
Just have ur epi pen on hand and continue to eat it bacon is worth an allergic reaction
emmsies 16
bacons not even good anyways...you can also have a healthier diet without it...look at the bright side
dreadlocmask 15
You're not allergic to bacon. You're probably allergic to the preservatives in the bacon. Still, sucks you can't have bacon
airborne132 4
you mean Allergic to the American way of life!?
awesumous 16
On this app, I've read of cheatings, family hatred of their kids, boners in front of a large group, and horrible break ups... but THIS is the sadness story I've read here.
enderman99125 13
I'm so sorry for your loss
weezypanda420 22
Dude, thats gotta suck. I feel for you...
vb68_fml 28
Good for you! Bacon is bad for the health anyway so you will be better of
katelyn71502 7
Don't worry I am to