Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

Le Epic Bacon

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

Oh nose!

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

Heartbreaking

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML