Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
Flyingaceograham 7
I lower the flag of my heart to quarter staff in condolence to your unfortunate allergy
designguy78 2
There is quite literally no way you can be allergic to bacon. It's salt and pork, neither of which contain allergens.
thedimedrl 0
You've clearly never heard of people with allergies to certain meats. I went to school with a kid years ago who was a vegan because he was allergic to all meats. they caused his throat to swell and close.
Kokuryu12 0
You poor miserable person
thedimedrl 0
what did you do to piss off God so badly He'd take his amazing gift of bacon away from you?! Did you kick a puppy in the face or something?
lilny5613 10
NUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :( you poor thing. At least you're not allergic to muffins or cake right?
chinagirl3343 8
A moment of silence for our fallen companion. ...............My deepest sympathies.
epicliz 5
This has to be a fake FML. Simply because you cant just be allergic to bacon, it would have to be all meat made of pig, or all meat in general. Unless they simply got food poisoning...
AliceLockehart 18
That'd be a pretty epic way to commit suicide though. Death by bacon, nom nom nom.
YummiliciousLibb 4
You idiot. You can't just be allergic to bacon. You're allergic to pig most likely and who gives a shit try turkey bacon its healthier and has less fat
YoungeShadyy 4
Ohmygod your life sucks, that's too bad.