Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
pandapoof42 3
perfect reason to become a vegetarian!!
the_golden_one 6
No
edgerothers 0
Dear god i would kill myself
Candygirl720 6
Are you allergic to just pork bacon? Cuz if u are, you can just eat turkey bacon
JerBear1997 0
You poor soul!! I am so very sorry you have to suffer through that
I_dont_exist 5
worst allergy ever D:
pinkybeast 0
nobody gives a snit if ur alergic to bacon
Ashter 20
My heart and soul ache for you my friend. If there is a God, he is one cruel being for cursing you with an allergy to one of the greatest gifts ever given to mankind. I can only hope you were given, or receive in the future, something of enormous worth to make up for such a grave injustice. You have my sympathies and those of every bacon lover on the planet.
livinginabook 24
You poor, poor soul....
khamaria 4
Aww. That sucks so bad. I'm so sorry :/ That is really horrible ;(
Aimetre 0
wow,I feel so bad for you