Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
GypsyRover 0
I have been through a lot of shit in my life,and this is quite possibly the saddest thing I have ever heard.
weallfml 3
I am so so so sorry for your loss.
usernamesummer 1
I'd die if I was allergic to bacon.... Im so sorry.. :(
SmexiiBacon 8
Whaaaaaaat :,( I don't think we belong together so sorry :(
Jewbenita 0
oh my....im so sorry. you will never know the wonders of bacon without suffering a reaction.
ebfbruh 0
Bacon = erection No bacon = implosion of penis
volleyballchik 10
WOW that sucks I would die I think :)
voliolio2386 1
You poor soul!!!! this is unheard of!!!
theslyfox72 3
May god bless your poor unfortunate soul. I will pray for you as often as i can
crazykid300 6
I would still eat it