Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
KingPinkiepie 15
try turkey bacon or chicken bacon?
holdenthemonkey 3
Bacon and cheese make the world a better place. You, my friend, have lost half your soul today, assuming of course that cheese still remains in your dietary pyramid. When one loses both, your existence becomes hollow (sorry vegans, I know tofurkry is a superfood I just choose not to accept it). I recommend looking inside a heavy black trash and finding your to the bottom for a peaceful nap. Those 300 people who voted you deserve this, is only proof that there is a devil and his spawn roam this earth.
twitchysquirell 4
More for me!
epicshadez123 0
I feel sooooooo bad for you :(
xgracierandomx 9
Guess you better stay away from pigs..
dkro215 1
Should just kill yourself now
iheartsushi69 3
Your life has no meaning.
MomToBATT 6
You poor, poor soul. I'm so sorry for your loss. My thought are with you. And with my chicken club with extra bacon...mmm bacon... Sorry, sorry, I forgot you're allergic to bacon...mmm bacon *Homer esque drool*
rotarbiv 7
I'm so sorry. Life is over. Why try to go on.
kimg0885 23
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wwwwwhhhhhhyyyyyy??????