Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
bacon lovers worst nightmare
San Diego, United States
Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, Canada
Heartbreaking
Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML
Top comments
TheFamilyElf 17
I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.
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Comments (372)
STXman1989 2
If its not a bad allergy eat the bacon, tolerate the side effects!
AnneeSo 6
**** your life indeed. Bacon is nature's perfect food.
SDTD10 5
How does this 10 word FML have so many FYLs. So what if you can't eat bacon many people don't
awkwardturtle12 3
Well, you can develop allergies to foods that you eat a lot of! Haha I'm so sorry about that...
meekthekit 6
I can't imagine something worse to be allergic to. I love bacon :(
LuminousKing 7
That sucks :P
ThisIsJoee 4
I feel bad, I get really bad heartburn when I eat it. Try turkey bacon, not as good, but its good! I haven't eaten real bacon in like a year
peterf1983 3
Time to end it op. nothing left to live for.
krewer21 1
Damn! So sorry OP! Poor substitute, but beef or turkey bacon helps!
jayhawkchik 4
My most sincere condolences. I am so sorry for your loss.