Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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horrorfreak79nj 2
He probably does it because he thinks it's 'funny.'. I'm sure he mistakes other things (Foamy the Squirrel, Monty Python, the Rocky Horror Picture Show & Glee) as funny and/or entertaining as well; but we all know that's not the case & all those things are terrible You may wanna dump him now & get this over with.
famesetmatch1234 0
you meanie. I
Swishmantastic87 0
****** Dentata. The shit is real look it up.
cimh 9
oh sh*** I just looked it up because of your comment! Cannot believe it - it actually is real!
MerrikBarbarian 9
uh, not really. check your sources peeps! yes, in theory it could happen if a woman developed a teratoma in her vag... but I can't say I've seen a real case.
selbow 3
wtf are ****** teeth, and no I haven't seen the movie 'teeth'
kimmykimkiwi 3
Theres a movie about this, i forgot what its called though...
famesetmatch1234 0
teeth
Mad_Alien 8
two words : dental dam
selbow 3
this was included in wikipedias explanation of ****** dentana --> The ****** dentata appears in the myths of several cultures. Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which "a fish inhabits the ****** of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her ******, and so makes her into a woman."[1]
shenaniganry 3
So, that sounds as though the Mother is only considered a tame, 'proper' woman when a man has sex with her. After which, she belongs to him.
OfficeNinja 5
stop dating idiots. YDI for looking for love from people who ride the short bus to specialville.
brunettegurly 0
guys it's from a weird dentist movie where a girl gets a tooth installed in her vag
deadbabyjesus 2
that is from a b rated horror movie where some chick has teeth ohm her ******. every time she bangs it bites off their **** and they die. called " Teeth" I believe. Too funny..
skuzzledud 1
TEETH!!!!! haha