Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML
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worb 0
you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!
wtfuckery 0
I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.
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worb 0
you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!
ivyy 0
wow instant karma :P
153rdTrooper 0
Hell, if I was the driver, I would've left you to bleed on the sidewalk for some other poor guy to drive you.
1384450244679 0
god, it's ppl like u who really make me pissed off. *** u and hope ufall into a hole and stay there.
Ninja666_fml 0
that driver is the coolest person ever... EVER!!!!!!
connorfinch 0
lol ikr the guy probably thought op was a ritard
JessiiBabii 0
Good thing you were already retarded before you fell. [:
cellerbeck 4
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your and ass. and ******* hilarious!
020266t 5
hell I woulda ran the guy over
cheeseonmyburrit 0
how can you fail at jumping so bad, you land on your face? how?
Allstarr23 1
You're a ******* retard. You make the world more dangerous for people with disabilities/injuries. Next time that driver might not stop. I'm 28and have severe arthritis, fibromyalgia,and nerve damage. When I can walk its with a severe limp and ur pretending to have one? Live 1 day in my shoes
sharkwkrox 0
couldn't agree more.
ipodseller 0
hahahahahhahah good one
TheiMightyKhaL 2
I'm sorry
mtbrown 0
YDI but in a good way I would have been laughing XD
I_lost_the_game 25
I bet it was funny. For the driver.
kleopath 11
*You're an ass
deepunder 17
Nice to know not everyone's a dick. If I were the driver I would take a picture and drive away.
xxrogerthatxx 19
That's very hard to hear, I'm sorry
MehrunesDagon456 20
I feel so sorry for you.. I can barely see without glasses, and people wear them (with no frames) to look "smart" and be "fashionable" I hate it. It isn't nice not being able to see :c
kk_fml 0
why would you pretend to limp? That's weird
Jlevrt 0
lol. That came back to you quick, OP. That driver was nice to you even after that.
rikard_fml 0
shoulda drove im ova
Kirlyfoo 9
Its not weird its funny u ass, kk
lolmonster34 0
Cuz its fun to piss people off that's why
TheLefty 1
You should be glad that wasn't me in the car. I would've left your sorry ass to hemorrhage.
Shazil_fml 0
oh wow......
worb 0
you're an idiot. hurr durr let's hold up traffic!
Len_Kagamine 8
you're an idiot. hurr durr let's copy other comments!
Gordon12345 7
It's the same person, they probably just reposted it by accident.
wtfuckery 0
I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.
apfunction 0
he wasn't obligated to do shit. it's all guilt, no one can see an injured person and walk away these days. I don't know why.
onlychildFTW 34
Asshole = OP driver = good human being
JFox 8
You totally deserved it, but it's okay. It's still funny. My friend always wanted to limp across a busy street and take up two red lights, then dance when he got to the sidewalk. xP
Kirlyfoo 9
Wow i also think that would be hilarious, america has lost its sense of humor, and ***** the peeple who disliked ur comment thats cool
TM24D 15
Your friend's a jackass
notsodelighted 0
Karma strikes again!
notsodelighted 0
Karma strikes again!
msrock 0
and Karma.
EFFyourlifecait 0
what did the asshole who crossed the street find when he got to the other side? THAT BITCH KARMA. your lucky that person was nice.