Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
CrazyGirl445 4
I think he jus
f1r3wa11 0
he could be looking for an anti rape condom lol!
ohmandapants 17
If you watched Teeth you'd get it...
flyerfan101 9
just call him a dentist
EmilyFelton98 0
Wow....
onesky 0
um... I dont even know wht to say...
fmluser57 0
can't be too careful nowadays...
evebright 5
vaginal dentada, the condition I suffer from, is a serious health condition. Often times it results in penile lacerations if the "performance" takes a selfish turn towards male gratification too early. The warning bites are usually enough to reverse this, and I have yet to have surgical removal of a penis that was consumed by my vajayjay. my SISTER however....3 times now! poor guys. stories like those never make the news...
wellinever 5
You have scary fantasies.
CallMeHush 1
Isn't that the floss string hanging out?
structuredchaoz 4
He's checking for std's. Not teeth