Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
poisoniv 4
I think it's time you watch the movie ****** Dentata. it makes the concept all too real!
bonghits4jesus 0
that was a scary movie, I'd be paranoid too lol
lekkaloo 0
he must have seen the movie "teeth".... greatest worst movie ever.
Viviyaaan 0
Maybe because he watched that movie, " Teeth ".
nightfire2258 24
Maybe he was looking for a Rape-aXe? google it
Daralea 21
One day, he's going to be glad he checked. Maybe you should start checking for barbs.
sydneyaval 9
wtf are ****** teeth?!
T552 12
Hahaha. Yeah Teeth is a scary movie. I'm not surprised he's worried XD
WildInTheStreets 5
what a smart male. he must have watched the movie Teeth.
bettyc4 26
I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!!!
Bossman11 6
"I've died twice and I'm still around" damn, even hell doesn't want you