Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
notthechosen 6
Oh please, as if. Vaginal "teeth" is an urban legend originated during the Burning times of witch persecution. Mostly started as a cautionary measure so that accused women could not trade sex with their jailers for being allowed to escape. Like most "facts" or proof of witches it is completely fabricated. Aside from that particular origin and use of the myth this vaginal teeth motif is in myths and stories and even jokes all over the world, showing up as a symbol of aggression in women, or of weapons that they can use to rape and kill men. In many of the stories, apparently the women marry the men who detoothed their vaginas and made them safe.
lol0wnee 5
DETANTAAAAAA
Missmeeep 2
Wow thats stupid!!! I'd be pissed!
GoneClubbin 9
he should probably watch the movie teeth it's about ****** teeth so it will tell him it's fake so rent it
iLoveBoobies21 0
For all who don't know what ****** teeth are, just watch the movie 'teeth'. You'll be scarred for life.
Schut707 6
I wish I would have done that...sadly, now there's no need
blackangle27 0
lol thats cute
mnblkjpoi 0
he must have seen the movie teeth.
roflcopters234 0
ppillow pants
Ricky0826 0
I know. I'm going to look like a gigantic idiot, but what are ****** teeth?