Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
malachy32 1
dude it's from that ****** up movie about that
tayruru 0
Well have you seen that ******* movie?! If I was a dude I'd be afraid of that shit!
whoopiftw 0
But you're ugly, so I choose to disregard your comment.
Mistery510 6
I love the move 'Teeth' Hahaha he's a smart fellow
aylaa_fml 3
Someone tell me what this is.. don't wanna google it haha
Synapse_fml 0
ask your mom she knows all about the creepy sex stuff.
shenaniganry 3
I googled, but everybody was saying it was creepy as **** so I didn't end up clicking the wiki page. A ****** with teeth that was a myth created to prevent men from raping women, or something?
a_nutritionist 10
its about as creepy as any other b grade movie. cheesy is more the word id use.
Vonneil 0
that's f***** stupid.....
HannahForbesxo 13
Have you seen the movie teeth?! Uh-huh, might be a bit more cautious then.
dinosaurfeces 4
You're ******* stupid.
jassi101 5
well, in his defense that was a bit of a scary movie.. kinda creeped me out :-(
creedaddict 9
u should put some fake teeth down there and scare the living shit out of him for being a total ass ...
cimh 9
hahahahaha
cab227 2
that's not weird at all...
ryankon518 3
totally paranoid...
jellitonoctopus 19
he must have seen the movie "Teeth".
Madelinexo 6
Really, now?
Madelinexo 6
Really, now?