Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
lurchst3r 0
"teeth" great stoner movie lol
12dcevin 5
I do the same thing, you can't be too sure...
HahaYDI 0
Understandable. Have you seen that movie?! Probably turned a lot of guys gay and tore a lot of families apart. Such a tragedy...
bringmepieskm 0
hey, vaginas are known to have razor sharp teeth. that's why priests have sex with little boys instead of woman. south park proved that.
sxcthaigirl 6
yikes. I guess the movie, Teeth, got to him,
icanhazblivions 1
****** DENTATA!!
geekometer96 0
he was checking for one of those trap things, the antirape trap. he doesnt want to end up pulling out with alot of blood and pain, and you may not rememeber if you got one when you were little
MissSunny 6
you should have said "And neither are you! I don't sleep with idiots!" and kicked him out. If you didn't and slept with him anyways ydi!
geekometer96 0
guys don't be stupid he's checking for an antirape trap, look it up
lmaoatall 6
scare him. next time you guys are about to have sex, play the theme to jaws, circle him like a predator and when he sees the white of your eyes, go in for the kill!
Sinkhole 26
Or, she could tell him that she just started teething, but he shouldn't worry 'cause it's only baby teeth and they will fall... eventually.