Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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akes 0
Gross.
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
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Comments (187)
akes 0
Gross.
milakitty21 0
your mother
I2HomlessGuys 0
lol that is hilarious almost got a blue waffle now
Fenteliman 0
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That sounds so romantic, I hope it popped in his mouth! Amazing how love is distributed these days...
MzKylz 0
Lmfao @ blue waffle
DearLar 0
Lmao. Blue Waffles are nasty.
babyale760 0
well at least he saw it before it got even worse than what it already is. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
crystalxa 35
That is nasty. Maybe you should be checking your lady parts every once in a while!
amarie2009 22
and you didn't feel that?
therealdavid 0
Atleast he didn't eat her out then realize it;)
justbecuz123 0
103 - nowhere does it say he didnt...
MEM0817 18
My thoughts exactly. How do you not feel that?
ajsciri4 0
I know. I'd be pretty mad at myself
prettypinkpixie 9
I'm pretty sure that would hurt really bad... how did you not feel it?
prettypinkpixie 9
Also, this sounds more like a health FML rather than an intimacy FML because I'm sure one he found your boil the intimacy went out the window for the night.
Gstone 4
make that a month lol
NuyoRicanGirl 3
that's why it's an intimacy FML him finding it ****** up the sex for the day
onepluszero 0
New category for FML?? Intimately unhealthy. lolz.
ALDi 0
at least its not in for ******
ALDi 0
*for
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
I still don't understand this post even after replacing "for" with *for
maz255 10
I don't know whether to type fail for 8 or 10
Sindy_fml 4
your*?
SeasonedLemur 5
Bahahaha! how ******* stupid is ALDi!!?
Paradoxasaurus 0
He probably meant "At least it's not inside her ******."
Mehness 0
56 - We don't know, but I know you're pathetic/stupid for jumping on someone and calling them stupid for making a silly mistake :)
sh33na_is_a_punk 0
I think ALDI meant, delete for.
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yuck. FYL and FY your boyfriends life for finding it.
emilybaby2012 0
agreee!
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
I woulda stood up and walked out in disgust!! and would not have wanted to ever look her in the face again
cocainewhore 30
#89 you're a bit of an asshole then.
killedchimp 2
so did he pop it with his needle then?
freebird92 0
Ew gross lmao
elise15_fml 1
that's f***ing gross!
spongebobluvr05 5
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you would much rather share this on Fml rather than your therapist??? so, question, are you single now for having a rotten infected snatch? ever sick!! fyl is right! you need to upkeep on that shit girl cuz its not something normal hahahaha dirty vag!
brighteyes81 0
It's unfortunate that people never learn grammar. FYL and YDI for being less than the boil on OP's ******.
vettle 6
you need to shut up. you must be 11 years old and have no idea how the body works. just because they have a pimple doesn't mean they are dirty and nasty. jesus.
lollipopXx 0
It's not a pimple. It's a lot worse and more painful. And it can be hereditary too, so it's not just OPs fault.
Seddah 3
Hey guys, just ignore him/her. Anyone named "spongebobluvr" clearly has some sort of mental deficiency.
chaelyn 0
hahah this comment, on a comment, makes my whole entire life
xNephilim 19
You know that FMLs literally take a minute to post right? There's enough time to go to a DOCTOR about it. Therapists won't do crap about this. Unless it traumatized OP to a point where she needs counseling.
stevenJB 25
Yes. We should all go see a THERAPIST for boils and pimples. Dumbass
lollipopXx 0
I'm sorry OP, I kinda know how you feel. I had a boil once, only it was on my ass and I had to get it surgically lanced and cauterized. It sucks :/
JaelynJ 4
that mustve hurt to sit D=
lollipopXx 0
oh, it did. haha.
xStiina 0
How do you not notice something like that?
MacdaddyMaddy 0
that's what I was thinking
wellinever 5
She must be the female equivalent of a numbnutz not to feel that.