Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
Meixpr 12
Why would you be an exception? As mentioned above, if you had seen the movie Teeth, you would've been happy to oblige. Cannot unsee.
jaff23 11
he's just being careful
ShyAnn29 15
what is that supposed to mean?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
After watching teeth I was scared too. better safe then sorry :(.
head2133 12
well I wood rather make sure I'm not going to loose my dick than never have sex again too. its common sence.
nicole8402 4
**would* *lose* *sense*
nicole8402 4
But that movie was freaky! Trying to think like a guy...I can somewhat see his point.
Mistery510 6
you're Stupid!!!
GamerMatt97 0
well like like the movie TEETH scared the shit out of him
fionaes 3
Lol was a friggin nasty movie my fiance thought it was stupid lol
sammiller4 3
well he shouldn't have watched the movie teeth lol
Osito2011 9
you ever watched that movie teeth. I would do the same lol
SirObvious 1
I'd be scared to....sounds painful...