Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML
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KingOfOreos 0
he doesn't want to be bit durr lol
creamcheese724 0
****** dentata
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Comments (425)
MedChew 19
****** Dentata, scary thing.
M00N25 0
****** dentada is a MYTH. It says so in wiki... so I'm not sure how that makes it real
MedChew 19
I know, but it's still a horrible mental imagery.
that_is_Nathy 9
Better save then sorry? If one time a girl hides a bear trap in there all of that wasn't in vain. And probably there are mutant girls out there, waiting for a guy to eat ... with their ******... You gonna feel stupid then^^
Sunny_Eclipse 6
After reading this three times, I still do not know what this person is talking about.
EvilLilCupcake 10
I agree 23. I'm so confused right now...
Mysanitywins 10
I still don't get it..
SeedlessMe 13
I read it and understood it... What's not to get? I thought it was funny, Nathy!.. Not sure what these guys problems are.. =)
geeksaresexy 18
Ok I think this is what I got from that comment.. Better safe then sorry. A girl might hide a bear trap in there and then he'd no longer be a paranoid weirdo. There might be mutant girls out there with teeth, waiting for an unsuspecting guy to come along so they can eat them with their ******... You would feel stupid then. I don't think the comment was THAT clear but I still got it..
Synapse_fml 0
she'd have to be pretty loose to fit fucken trap up there
geeksaresexy 18
That's what I thought too.. Could have one of those anti-rape devices though..
Weetart 8
hahahaha so true
dancerNsinger4li 0
WTF?
felah17 6
#12. Spelt*
itsgen 16
12 is just pain stupid SMH
edogy 0
its better safe than sorry.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
Thank you geeksaresexy for clarifying. I was SO lost.
FMijnLeven 11
Hahahahaaa. That's just weird.
GtheGringo 3
ME+COITUS+SHEEP=PARTY
Ugi 27
You should let him catch you one day brushing yourself with a tooth brush!
leemurcat 5
Please please please do this ^
mthurston 14
And take video ;)
HailsMM 0
What is that?
A7X_LoVeee 10
You're better off not knowing.
a_nutritionist 10
a tooth brush is this device they invented long ago to clean the teeth, avoid decay, becterial build up and reduce the risk of infection.
thwei 0
omnomnomnom
vi3tno_romeo 5
be happy your not
EvilLilCupcake 10
om nom nom nom!!! o.0
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Because vaginas are just another mouth! Idiot males.
Mysanitywins 10
They are. How do you think I lost my penis? U so silly :D
jacob4848 4
Boys are smarter then girls because they have two heads. Girls talk more then boys because they have to lips.
johnnyryall 3
Quote. Of. The. Year. No sarcasm in that, either.
gtwerd 0
94 needs to take a chill pill...
mccaincracker 6
comma splice more grammar nazi
TheRealHouse 7
I love chill pills
cgchamp89 7
I think, what they are trying to say, is that your comments, are difficult, to, read, because of all the, commas. I'm not, trying, to read, a book, or take, an English class, okay?
dancerNsinger4li 0
Lol oh Pendatik, I love you! That was too funny.
that_one_guy14 0
bitch!!!!!!!!!!
that_one_guy14 0
Siko
that_one_guy14 0
pendatik=Siko bitch
cgchamp89 7
Awe man, you figured me out. Damn you! Don't get so butt hurt... it's the Internet. If you couldn't tell, I was joking. Hence the millions of commas and sarcasm.
gtwerd 0
If you dnt care why did you even respond? Also attacking the person in an argument is a pathetic tactic better luck next time... oh and its fml not a thesis paper no one is impressed by your sentences..
cgchamp89 7
Wait, one more thing... not sure which country you live in, but you can't sue your English teacher for failing to teach you how to properly use a comma.
schaflava 0
pendatik always has something to say, hense the 6000+ comments on FML. Making others feel inferior is almost as sweet as oral sex, however, no ones cumming to the party bitch. I do hope you get sex soon. freudson
Sunny_Eclipse 6
What the hell are you all suddenly talking about?!