Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
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Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied, "That's OK, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML
Today, I realized that sex with my husband has gotten so boring that I'd rather fake an orgasm than let him continue. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I have ever or would ever fake an orgasm. I assured him that I wouldn't, when he has actually never given me one. I didn't have the heart to tell him. FML
Today, frustrated that my boyfriend never gives me any orgasms when we make love, I tried politely hinting that he needs to improve. To start with, I said maybe he should be more spontaneous in bed. He replied, "What, like putting it in your ass? Gotcha." Great. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Wait? He can't even give it to you good enough for you to fake an ******? You deserve so much better! Like mediocre, maybe.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And yet so many comments on this site say to communicate to your partner if you're unsatisfied in bed. And I believe most people would prefer if their partner communicate. Sounds like this guy is only concerned with himself.
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
Wait? He can't even give it to you good enough for you to fake an ******? You deserve so much better! Like mediocre, maybe.
Sady_Ct 38
What an asshole!
Kaneki Chiaki 15
If he knows you are faking, then what's the point?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And yet so many comments on this site say to communicate to your partner if you're unsatisfied in bed. And I believe most people would prefer if their partner communicate. Sounds like this guy is only concerned with himself.
tounces7 28
You probably just aren't sexually compatible together, and he felt defensive over it. Communication doesn't always fix a sex life. Some people really just don't work together in bed.
lev 11
20% of the men give their women orgasms. why can't you?
rotflqtms_ 21
You can fake having sex too. Pamela Handerson is available.
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
says a lot about him that he doesn't even want to do a good job. a man that accepts himself as a failure without even trying, is not worth anyones time unless he grows up.
hh8980 2
As another male I'd like to apologize for him. We are not all like that, some of us listen to our significant others.
diraven 15
Real life couples talk constantly during sex. Not like in movies and **** where there's just staring into each other's eyes and cheesey background music.