Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
kyleeeeeeeeee 0
LMFAO
nikkired 0
I guess that's better than him doing it in your panties.
christian50 0
great point! haha I was thinking along the lines of that one!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
why would he do that? it's his sister.
Peacemaker9 7
exactly!!! the stuffed animal was his sisters' so why would he do it?
gingerkid19 0
bc it gives him a woody thats why. if his sister is hot then why not???? :P
yeahreally 6
So many things wrong with that..start locking your door.
ucofresh 4
Wow... That's pretty eff'd up! Thinking your brother might need some special attention. Soon!
karishmo 2
haha some kid did the same thing at my school, but with a barbie doll
soonerthunder 2
WTF? unless that kid had a microscopic dick, that's impossible! :0 Also, OP: Start locking your door.
Honesty4U 0
unless it's one of those "My Size Barbie". Then the kid at the school may be a pedophile.
iSexxxy 0
That wouldn't even feel good..
ringogrey 4
yes it does
MotherRussia 0
I've done that once
glitchedgamer 0
Well it looks like those childhood memories... *puts on sunglasses* CAME back to you.
boopityboppity 11
*Pulls off sunglasses and smashes them* Not good enough!
Peacemaker9 7
lol win! ^^ hey boopity u still gonna go for president?
gingerkid19 0
win!!
thatonedame 6
grose. just grose.
boopityboppity 11
This is the English version of FML, you know. If you'd use that language, we'd all appreciate it.
WearingHats 14
Boopity has had multiple wins all over this FML, I tip my hat to you.
bayonet 0
in the butt? he's gay isn't he?