Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, my room-mate came out of the bathroom, tossed a Playboy on the coffee table, threw away a used condom, dug his hand into my bag of Doritos, and washed his hands. In that order. FML
Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
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journeytotheend 16
Mail them to him
cuppycakeslove 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
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Comments (116)
iipinkette 16
Atleast he didn't put the Doritos bag back...?
thatkidhesh 11
I wonder whether he was intentionally trying to give them that delicious nacho scent.
meihua 19
If there were any left... How stale would they be? How often would OP's brother be getting some? ~_~
thatkidhesh 11
pretty stale and pretty often. guessing those are the answers to your questions.
journeytotheend 16
Mail them to him
Damian95 16
But put them in a bag of Lays so that way he won't expect ANYTHING to be in it.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
You win all of the awards
ositoakaluis 16
18 OP needs to take it a step further and put some lays chips on top so that OP brother won't expect anything
thatkidhesh 11
there are some people who would have used the doritos bag. thank goodness hes being safe the conventional way.
archnarquibquib 21
#32- and they have bag re-sealers now!
Michele2luv 8
The question is . . .were there any left?
Branflakes78 13
what?
Dewoe 18
OP said the bag was full, please read carefully before commenting
soupermeal 10
its because all the condoms were used 20...
feelingold 18
um...I think 3 means were there any Doritos left? Thinking with your stomach where the rest of FML readers are thinking with their dicks.
Michele2luv 8
Yep, was referring to the chips but whatevs
feelingold 18
less Nacho Cheese than **** Cheese.
Melix 31
She meant if there were Doritos left in the bag
SleeplessBeauty 12
At least he gloved it :)
jamsie_fml 17
Yeah, cuming in the bag would have been worse...
Pesticides 19
yeah, I'd rather have a child than a sticky Doritos bag!
buckstop1 37
I keep my "gloves" in an empty pack of Ice Breakers then throw it away so no one suspects a thing.
ElatedEarthling 15
It's the new Nacho Skeet flavor.
aeonsoul 12
Ugh boys -_-
Pesticides 19
of course, now every guy has a Doritos bag full of used condoms under their bed now. right?
JFurr 9
It's more disgusting if the bag was a Cool Ranch bag.
cuppycakeslove 20
Theres this machine that re-seals chip bags so I say you buy it, seal it, and mail it to him :)
beachbum561fla 14
What she said!
Willisbosh 5
That would be the sickest joke ever
Cristian89 29
That's a good one!
lennelleong 33
Did it explain the wonky smell in his room?
little_one 20
Yeah leaving a bunch of used condoms to rot under his bed would make the place smell rank.
GRubi 17
Sounds like he unlocked the bold