Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML
Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my best friend of 5 years, who I got feelings for, and who I spent endless time bending over backwards and going above and beyond for, once again rejected me. He got into a car accident and I stayed with him all night, only for some girl he never even told me about to come and introduce herself as his girlfriend. FML
Today, I told my friend that I insisted on to remaining single, but yet he still wanted to introduce me to a friend of his. Turns out it was my ex, whom I haven't talked to for 5 years. FML
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sseberly 11
Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.
guitardude728 9
now that sir, is a slap to the balls
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Comments (119)
squidly28 1
That blows
Streeet_hayley 6
Her plan blows if OP's girlfriend isnt gay.
luongo6 0
Threesome?
IceeCreamm 7
Curiosity killed the pussy
SCREAM4meeee 0
Ohh awkward :/
xomaddixo 1
What a bitch, but if you broke up with your girlfriend for her you kinda deserve it
Sammiches 12
How did she know OP's girlfriend was bi? Except.. If OP's a girl...
xSniperx_fml 5
Wow, sorry OP, that really blows, hope everything works out in the end :D
jessie12198 0
hahaa!(:
bubble25_fml 5
Lesbians, they make our world go 'round.
larry12693 1
what if OPs a girl?
grad2011 0
You didn't read the username, did you?
punkin_26 16
Well Anonymous is a unisex name like Jean or Bobbi so that doesn't really help.
HowAreYouToday 34
I'm sorry op. You couldn't really see that coming...
MagicallyFat 12
Is it weird I thought OPs best friend was a female at first?
McAninch35 9
She is. That's kinda the point...
MrLookAtThere 10
You have to admit, this FML is kind of confusing, it still blows though.. or actually it doesn't, that's the whole point!
jvillan87 5
I refuse to admit it....because you're a moron. It says, "Turns out she wanted to go out with her." What's confusing about that?
brandnewkey 14
faulty gaydar.
minecraft_fml 4
3-way?
the17doctor 12
no the op couldnt have seen this coming however im guessing the way he found out is by dumping his gf hoping to go out with the girl he mentioned. as such i have to say ydi.
NiiTeH 7
Better luck next time, OP. Next time ask why.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Didn't you know your friend was lesbian?
thaCODgod 4
exactly what I was gonna say #3
thaCODgod 4
exactly what I was gonna say #3
sseberly 11
Talk about a twist in the plot of that story.
Kiirst_mt1994 26
Lol!
guitardude728 9
now that sir, is a slap to the balls
jessie12198 0
mmmmhmm
greg84_fml 21
I have a feeling that OP is a girl... So there was no slapping of the balls.
superangryandy 2
Slap to the ovaries?
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
lovin how that has 69 likes .
KayleighRenee 0
Nobody ruin it
TinyLittleSilver 4
Too late :/
piemasterp 8
Steal her back!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
"I miss you. I want you back." "You broke up with me yesterday." "I know, and the only reason I did was so I could hook up with my best friend. Turns out she wants you instead." *SLAP* "You're a dick. **** off." Somehow I don't see "stealing her back" as a viable option, especially if honesty is involved. On the other hand, if you have to lie to someone in order to give things another shot, it probably isn't going to work out anyway because the truth will show it's ugly face at some point.
csickcman 11
Then push for a three-way?!?
HomeAl0ne 20
Agree. I know there's a Chinese proverb that goes something like "Ride the cow while looking for a horse" I don't think it's supposed to apply to partners. Although now that I see it written down....
Hot_kid 0
SIXTH!
Hot_kid 0
or seventh :P
kcircuses2 4
^youre an idiot
Hot_kid 0
i know right the OP is a ******* dumbass
nick347b 6
He's talking about you.
milansarpal 0
21- no shit Sherlock
nick347b 6
That was directed at 19 since he's either too dumb to notice or too much of an idiot to admit it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
32, His original comment was dumb and annoying, but I'm pretty sure he was trying to weasel out of the insult on purpose with his other one.
jessie12198 0
hahaha
Hot_kid 0
what a douche
EvilPotato 15
130 who invited you?
ninjuh_wingman 29
You just got screwed by your best friend
GRRSOM 7
Ah, but he actually didn't, and probably never will.
xexu13 3
lol
clumsychik 1
Touché
Fekenator 0
Sadly, only figuratively.
Numeral 4
Take charge and have em both!
ThreeSheetsGone 12
"You're both my bitches now. Number 1, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Number 2, make yourself useful and get me the tv remote and a beer, then go mow the yard." Sexism at it's finest.
Zepset_fml 13
Or ask for a threesome. ;)
CyonideCyns 0
Or DEMAND a threesome :)
wikkedphuka 0
u di realize the op is a woman as well right?...... ? men cabt do anything with out being stupid
ThreeSheetsGone 12
186- It was a joke. Chill the **** out, and learn to spell. Reading your comment made my eyes hurt.
HelenLFC 27
******* pig
vipirius 18
Wait so you had a girlfriend but wanted to go out with your best friend? Ydi..
SolanumX 6
Lots of people are trapped in the friend zone. Its not weird. It happens when you're being nice to a girl but you do not make it clear you wanna go out, so you become a friend of hers (or best friend in this case).
Freeze_fml 17
For ten years? It's irrelevant anyway. If you're in a relationship and you're not interested then scrub off.