Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Brat era
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Demon child
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Call CPS, quick
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Express yourself
Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML
Little darling
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
This boy
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
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robbydoherty 0
I hope that kid gets a good ass slapin from his parents
ryrock310 10
Oh wow. That sucks. For his mom especially.
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robbydoherty 0
I hope that kid gets a good ass slapin from his parents
jtthegr8 26
The kid deserves it, the ol' wooden paddle as my dad would threaten me with
alpaquette91 9
I got a wooden spoon or leather belt :/
alpaquette91 9
I got a wooden spoon or leather belt :/
RaggleFrock 13
A few minutes, blimey, is he Edward Scissorhands!
MissHayleyJames 7
My husband's parents had the paddle for him and his brothers but my parents had the belt. It's a shame so many parents are against spanking these days. It would fix so many problems. Good to know the government won't see in my house so I can raise my kids properly.
AssTard 15
Well, it's not your fault. Its the kids fault and subsequently, that means the parents have to take full blame for the situation. It's not like you were just neglecting him and he went upstairs and cut her clothes up out of boredom.
jessicaax 0
AMEN!!!!
Enslaved 38
I've heard that if you spank a child with a unused hot glue stick, it doesn't leave marks. :O I was never spanked as a child. But do feel spanking depends on that child. Parents need to find what works best for each and ever child. I apparently didn't need it. Phew! (: Lol
Angitia 8
A disgustingly violent bunch we have 'round, eh? Mmm.
Notime4bull 4
What was really fun is when your parents made you choose and retrieve the item you will get spanked with. Ah childhood. Lol
aw3som3sauc3 10
Lol a child going and getting a foam pool noodle"no son, go get something that will hurt more";)
CondomSense 4
I would beat that child until he couldn't walk, then break his fingers.
nerobluerose 10
Switch or belt? "son go pick out a switch so I can whip your sister" -picks out really good switch with troll face- -I get whipped- why?!?!
ohxdamnxkay02 12
forget the paddle, belt or anything else ..my parents would just grab the closest thing to them. -__-
IStoleTheCookies 16
I think parents aren't aloud to discipline their children properly these days, if you spank your kid in public you get dirty looks and accused of child abuse. Well i tell you now I got my mums horse whip or my fathers firm hand across the back of my legs and it taught me not to do it again!
jizzwold 21
I'd stick with the open hand. Hitting children with switches and belts seems cruel. That's just me though.
Colonel_Lexi 18
I remember that feeling of apprehension every time I heard my parents say "Lemme get the belt..."
thisbitchlys 0
i find spanking or hitting your kid enough to leave a mark is abuse..
ryrock310 10
Oh wow. That sucks. For his mom especially.
krash357_fml 7
You don't say?!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Yes I do say.
MaddiRae 9
I see a shopping trip in that mom's future! :)
TurnpikeTwister 0
Better get sowin'...
greenbean_12345 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You probably should of been watching him a little closer, on the upside, she probably won't ask you to babysit him again :)
Zomg_Okay 27
Not necessarily an upside - that'd be one less source of finance for OP.
xx000o 27
That's one source OP probably won't regret missing.
Prolux_fml 23
*Should have.
Elfkid21 19
#3 can't use proper english. Do you seriously think she would have thought about loosing a source of income?
MrsDruidess 23
I agree with greenbean here, OP shouldn't have left the kid alone. If the kid needed some cooling off time, OP should have at least made sure he was in his own room! OP should loose the income and should never babysit again.
chance16 0
Haha little bastard needs boot camp
IAdminIFlow 0
oh holy shit!!! free lingerie!
olpally 33
Not exactly.. It's all torn up..
The_Troller 14
It's even better that way!
CryMoreFMLs 15
Admin, I'm sorry but I've found that I do not like your comments... nor your picture.
IAdminIFlow 0
haters gonna hate.
ifoundalaska 11
You're the worst babysitter. Babysitters are supposed to be fun!
ladyLALAA 29
I'm a bad babysitter got my boyfriend in your shower. Woop, I'm making 6bucks an hour!
Palirose 22
That doesn't make OP a bad baby sitter. It's not OPs fault the child is a little shit and refuses to eat their vegetables. then the child wants to go up stairs and ruins their mothers clothes? That just says that either the child gets whatever he wants when acting out and isn't used to given direct orders Or really is just a terribly raised child.
ifoundalaska 11
When I babysit I don't forbid the kids from playing just because for once their parents aren't home and they don't wanna eat their vegetables. Kids need to be kids.
Palirose 22
Yeah, but that doesn't mean OP is bad, look at the kids reaction to being told to eat vegetables, obviously there is something wrong with the kids parenting because normally not a lot of kids react like that for being told to eat some vegetables.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Lol, that doesn't make you a GOOD babysitter, that just means you're a pushover and you take the path of least resistance. That actually makes YOU the bad babysitter in my opinion. Babysitters don't necessarily have to be "fun" - they're there to keep the child safe and supervised, while keeping to the child's schedule and the parent's regulations. Kids are still growing, they need to eat their vegetables as well as know that they won't always get what they want by throwing a fit or a temper tantrum.
ifoundalaska 11
I do keep the child safe and supervised, I keep all 3 of them safe and supervised. And I'll have you know I'm a great babysitter :-) they never throw tantrums, they go to bed when they're told and they listen to me. They also enjoy me there which is why I keep getting called back. You don't have to be as strict as their parents to keep them safe. Not eating veggies isn't going to kill the kid for one night.
almostalbino 10
Well you obviously have the pleasure of not babysitting little brats that cut up their mother's clothes. Congrats on being the "better" babysitter.
jizzwold 21
Just because you are blessed with well behaved children to babysit does not mean that you are a good babysitter, it just means that you babysit good kids.
ifoundalaska 11
I'm also blessed with being a great babysitter.
granolabutt8 7
Kids need a maintained structure. Your "I'm such a good babysitter because the kids like me!" excuse isn't going to sway anyone. Hell, I would like someone who came over to my house and fed me chicken nuggets and ice cream and let me watch South Park but that doesn't make them a good babysitter. What are you going to do when your clients try to make their kids eat broccoli, and they get the response "So-and-so doesn't make me eat broccoli! So-and-so gives me fruity pebbles for dinner!" The parents won't think you're such a good babysitter then. You need to maintain the structure their parents have set for them, that's your job. It's great to have fun with them, watch movies with them, play games, even bake cookies or cupcakes with them when they've behaved. But if they misbehave or go outside of their parents' rules, it's not cool for you to just disregard that and let them do what they want. They're not your kids. I know if you were looking after my kids and undermined my guidelines like that I would not be pleased.
ifoundalaska 11
When I babysit the kids eat their dinner that was made for them, we watch kids movie, play with their dog, go for walks, play wii or on their trampoline, and then they go to bed. They are all safe and sound, I haven't turned any of them into disobedient delinquents. So once again, I'm a great baby-sitter, for all of the above reasons. Also, I don't much care whether you're swayed or not.
alexturner19 0
Stfu!!!
ifoundalaska 11
Hey, I didn't start the argument. Freedom of speech bitch.
sierramarie143 0
Ummm...rude much? OP is right... Just because the kid didn't eat their vegetables doesnt mean he's going to kill the kid. It was one little incident. And she shouldn't be called a "bad babysitter" just because the kid had a little fit. So how about YOU stfu Kay? :)
ifoundalaska 11
I still think she's a bad babysitter. And I wasn't the one who said stfu in the first place so your capitalization was unnecessary. Also, if people are going to argue my comment I'm going to argue back.
granolabutt8 7
And just because YOU got lucky with well-behaved kids and OP didn't doesn't mean she's bad OR you're good. At least she has the balls to take on the challenge. Idiot. You sound like you're 15.
eharmonee 0
She probably is.
naddification 7
HAHAHAHA ifoundalaska's delusional overconfidence and pride in his/her/its "great" babysitting skills is so laughable! Poor thing.
Iknoweverything 29
I don't think I ever enforced the "eat your veggies" rule when I was a babysitter... I'm not the parent, so why do I have to be the bad guy? Most parents (that I sat for) didn't really mind. YDI it though, kids that get angry over something as stupid as veggies are more likely to do something that will get YOU in trouble. If you want to be the bad guy, at least don't turn your back!
robbydoherty 0
You mad?
IntoTheClouds 42
You're saying YOU wouldn't enforce the eat your veggies rule, but perhaps this child's parents required the OP to enforce the rule.
IAdminIFlow 0
ydi it?? the i in ydi stands for the word it.
nabila21 0
Why is it that every long comment I read makes me feel like I have to thumb it down?
thatonetroll 0
I was the 10 th person to thumb down just so people don't have to read your diary
coldashell 23
Uh...fail!
KiddNYC1O 22
Kid's the bad guy...
chellyX92 8
But its your job to enforce rules....
Elfkid21 19
god damn you're a self-righteous prick!!
chels1994 11
Those parents need to parent better
Honestly_Lainey 21
Say parent again.
twifan1901 0
70 parent! :)
chels1994 11
If I do, do I win something?
chels1994 11
Use another form of the word "awkward" in your info again (:
Honestly_Lainey 21
You say parent again, I'll add in another "awkward" :p win win
chels1994 11
Deal, but no funny business :p
Honestly_Lainey 21
As made clear by the down-thumbs up ^there, I don't know how to be funny. There is no danger of funny business. -_-
chels1994 11
Well hey, if it helps, I didn't thumb anyone down :p
SeemsToFail 0
Lol I was not that bad when I was seven but he needs to be raised better then that
JohnnyxViet 0
next up! his father's play boy
organicanna 6
Sorry, that sucks. Nothing you could do to prevent it though, so don't take it personally.