Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I woke up at my brother-in-law's house in the middle of the night to discover I had a watery shit in my underwear. I thought I was safe because had on a Depends, I wasn’t and had to change my sweatpants too. FML
Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I found out my brother blew chunks into the inside of my jeans. How did I find this out? I put them on. FML
Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let's hope it wasn't your brother's ****.
RichardPencil 32
Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!
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Comments (42)
interesting33 37
ahem.... EWWWWWWWWWW!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Let's hope it wasn't your brother's ****.
nubs 23
That thought added a whole new level of ewwwwww to this ...
real life problems 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just another reason why girls shouldn't have pubic hair
raven_of_azarath 35
It’s totally not the pubic hair’s fault. And also, humans have pubic hair for a reason. We didn’t just grow hair there just for fun.
real life problems 26
What's the reason for you not getting a terrible joke
saberjpg 6
And what would that reason be?
ThatGuy9679 13
why don't you take a seat over there?
real life problems 26
Oh shit Chris Hanson! 😂
Xavia91 4
all those people who can't take a joke <.<
RichardPencil 32
Hope you don’t get pregnant, or an STI!
real life problems 26
I have an STi too, except mine is all wheel drive and has 305hp 😂
Marta Perlicka 13
Since op said that it was “crusty” I don’t think that she can get pregnant off of dry semen, but I still would suggest going to get tested for STI.
Nikki K 10
this has all sorts of "amateur ****" written on it .
nubs 23
How so? 👀
pinksox 10
What’s pubic hair?
real life problems 26
You'll experience it in a few years
NostalgiaFreak9 43
You're too young for this app.
emh86 14
You’ll find out. And you’ll grow to hate it
pinksox 10
Geez I didn’t know everyone was gonna take this seriously
real life problems 26
theres a lot of soft skinned libtards on here that let jokes fly right over their heads 😂
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Did you enjoy bathing in bleach after that experience?
blightsight 10
Too bad you can't create your own spunk, girly
PenguinPal3017 19
Calm down, it's just a prank, bro!
poururheartout 17
I don’t think there has ever been a better time for someone to get a bikini wax