Today, I found my favorite stuffed animal I had as a child in the trash bin. I took it out to find that it felt wet and smelt funny. Apparently, my younger brother cut a hole in the butt of it and used it to masturbate. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML
Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, while getting dressed, I discovered that when my brother and his friends got drunk last night one of them wanked into a pair of my panties and put them back in my wardrobe. The crusty mess pressed right into my groin. I had to clean dry spunk out of my pubic hair. FML
Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
Today, while sitting in a busy store waiting area with my brother, he went to the bathroom and came back with his hands cupped, saying he found a mouse. He then threw it on the magazine in my lap. I jumped up, screaming and flailing about while everyone stared and laughed. It was a piece of cotton. FML
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bigsc 0
nasty
Mirelly13 6
oh Jesus! This kid in my class did the sane thing in 6th grade, except all his friends walked in on him ******* it hahahah
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Comments (210)
beastmcbeastly 0
suprise butt sex!
Ruff_fml 3
lol @ pic
starxshine 0
LOL that's disgusting but funny
xsuperbikeracerx 0
Thats horrible!!!
smydiwannafthata 5
Great idea. How come I did not think about it? What kind of bear works the best? Anyone has any experience?
hailstorm24 0
omg ewwww.
leogecko32 0
what kind of sick kid does that 2 a stuffed ANIMAL if he really wanted 2 do something as gross as that don't do it 2 an stuffed animal that makes it twice as nasty
boopityboppity 11
Twice as nasty as what? Also, the whole reason it's gross is because it was done to a stuffed animal. Note to World: The number "two" does not equal the preposition "to." Ever.
heynow00wellthen 0
I know! I can't stand when people say things such as, "2 awesome" or, "4eva" or, "h3ck." I just don't get how numbers take the place of actual words and actual letters.
RedPillSucks 33
It would have been worse if he had done it to a real animal.
nond2nv 4
It's called algebraic syndrome. Sad, really.
theonlysweetpea 10
I'd hurt him. In ways that going to war wouldn't snap him out of it.
alienc 0
sigh things like this show that we have become the ****** up generation.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ever heard of Caligula? Read up on Greek and Roman history. ******-up-ness is nothing new.
lol_ironic_life 9
He needs help! o_o Pedo Bear is going to get your little brother for assaulting one if his many children...0_•
Random0Ryan 0
What The ****